Texans Players' Whips

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 10/08/2015 at 19:27 • Filed to: Football Cars

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Guess which one is Watt’s ride? No, I doubt he could fit into the Aston. A few more pics as well, as I’m standing over the parking lot right now.

You want some ZL1s? I’ll GIVE you those! I’m not normally a fan of black cars, but damn...

How about a Shelby GT500? Yeah, they got one. Sitting next to a Panamera, one spot down from a Hellcat. Also, someone borrowed their grandma’s car:

It’s nice to be a ball player, ain’t it?

scoob > PatBateman 10/08/2015 at 19:29

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OM NOM NOM ASTON BUTT

scoob > PatBateman 10/08/2015 at 19:29

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HELP!

TheHondaBro > PatBateman 10/08/2015 at 19:33

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Dat G-coupe bro

PatBateman > scoob 10/08/2015 at 19:35

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Sorry, should have put an NSFW tag on the post.

PatBateman > TheHondaBro 10/08/2015 at 19:35

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I noticed that. Not a fan of the roof.

LongbowMkII > scoob 10/08/2015 at 19:37

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They aren’t playing in detroit.

Spaceball-Two > PatBateman 10/08/2015 at 19:37

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I bet he gets picked on.

(the Audi)

stupid Kinja

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > PatBateman 10/08/2015 at 19:37

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I spy a G Wagen....

BeaterGT > PatBateman 10/08/2015 at 19:40

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Yeah, looks awful. Ball players amirite

PatBateman > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! 10/08/2015 at 19:49

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Zis iz correctz.

PatBateman > Spaceball-Two 10/08/2015 at 19:50

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I've seen a Prius in the lot before. It's too far to spit on from our vantage point.

Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > PatBateman 10/08/2015 at 19:51

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So much money, so little taste.

Tekamul > PatBateman 10/08/2015 at 20:01

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The golf kart clearly belongs to the long snapper.

Enjoy the game.

CaptDale - is secretly British > PatBateman 10/08/2015 at 20:13

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Grandma’s Car?

coqui70 > PatBateman 10/08/2015 at 20:17

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Holy crap it’s a grey Avalon with a grey interior!

Shiarlis > PatBateman 10/08/2015 at 20:46

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gigglesnort

mazda616 > PatBateman 10/08/2015 at 20:58

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Who's the sad person in the Avalon?

jvirgs drives a Subaru > PatBateman 10/08/2015 at 21:12

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My favorite taillights

LongbowMkII > coqui70 10/08/2015 at 21:22

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3rd stringers gotta drive something.

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > PatBateman 10/08/2015 at 21:36

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I’d like a 2014+ ZL1 pls and tyvm

bmil128 > PatBateman 10/08/2015 at 21:54

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I’m pretty sure I’ve seen JJ Watt getting out of an A7 during the pregame shows

PatBateman > CaptDale - is secretly British 10/09/2015 at 00:19

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The old Avalon.

PatBateman > Tekamul 10/09/2015 at 00:42

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He deserves it.

Game mostly sucked, fans were kinda pissed and drunk. We hightailed it out of the stadium with 2:00 left on the clock.

But go ‘Stros!

CaptDale - is secretly British > PatBateman 10/09/2015 at 14:29

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I was joking about the Panamera....

PatBateman > CaptDale - is secretly British 10/09/2015 at 14:43

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SUUUUURRE you were...

CaptDale - is secretly British > PatBateman 10/09/2015 at 14:47

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ok.....

PatBateman > CaptDale - is secretly British 10/09/2015 at 15:23

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I'm being sarcastic.

CaptDale - is secretly British > PatBateman 10/09/2015 at 16:11

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SUUUUURRE you were...

;)

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > PatBateman 10/13/2015 at 23:35

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Ha an H3, thats just sad

PatBateman > bmil128 11/22/2015 at 12:04

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The A7 is parked there for today’s game.